So you think you live in a utopia? Crack open a few of these cookies and they'll surely bring you down to reality. If you have a history of depression, low self-esteem, or get easily offended, you may want to stay away. These fortune cookies are MEAN! They don't like you very much; or anyone else for that matter!! Let's just say these cookies have a pretty special way of keeping your ego under control...
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Your next doctor's visit will reveal that last night was not as good as you thought.